LADY UNIVERSE'S FEMINIST HOROSCOPES - SEPTEMBER ‘23

It’s coming up to the witchy season, Sparklers! Now’s the time to start winding down the madness of the sun. The summer has come to an end and we step into Virgo season ready to cozy down into that big earth energy. We start the month with Venus retrograde coming to an end (yay!) and a swift move into Jupiter retrograde. With that in mind, it’s the ideal time for reflection and planning.

ARIES:

We think you’ll love this season, Aries. With the ambition that you wield, lack of motivation isn’t even in your vocab. You’ll jump head first into planning the fine details of your future and not leave any rock unturned. Now’s a perfect time to look back over the summer and think about what you truly loved and what was just a summer fling (overly complicated juice cleanse, we’re looking at you).

TAURUS:

Taurus, Taurus, Taurus. You’ve done so much. As much as people love to misunderstand your stubbornness, they can’t deny that it goes hand in hand with the perseverance to reach your goals. And you’ve been reaching them quicker than we can reach for our tarot cards. In the spirit of Venus, now is a good time to stop and think about where you are with these goals, re-evaluate and get back at it.

CAPRICORN:

Now Capricorn, we know how serious and determined you are. But we’re so proud of how you’ve let your hair down this summer. You’ve stepped out of your comfort zone, even if it’s just a little, and we see you. Make a list of all the things that brought you joy this summer, and think of ways you can bring that energy with you into this next season. In that list of a million and one things you want to accomplish, be sure to leave some room for fun and ease, too. Have the cocktail, we insist!

SCORPIO:

Oooh Scorpio, you might hate us for this, but we know that you’re ruled by Pluto. And she can be a lil’ destructive at times. So don’t hold back when it comes to reflecting. It’s okay to take some time to pause and breathe. Your personal relationships have been going through the motions, and now you have plenty of space to evaluate and trim the threads. It’s okay to be selfish, it’s okay to make time for yourself and it's MORE than okay to put down firm boundaries.

LIBRA:

We see a sparkle in your eye, Libra. And that sparkle is good fortune. We can’t help but think of Barbie Land, when we think of Libra. Glitter, glamour and gorgeousness. You’ve been killing the game (or soon will be), so make sure you set aside time to breathe. You deserve this life, for life. So how can you ensure things are sustainable? Treat yourself to a new journal, but make sure you use it. Now that’s what we call balance.

LEO:

Who’s that in the spotlight? How could it be anyone other than Leo! We love that you love all eyes on you. Your confidence is deep rooted, it may be hidden from time to time, but remember that it will always be a part of you. Take this time to think about how you truly want to be seen. Whether it’s physically or emotionally, take stock of all the parts that you wish were in the spotlight. As soon as you see them, we will too. And no doubt we’ll love you even more!

SAGITTARIUS:

You’ve been putting in the work, Sag! Your spontaneity is a breath of fresh air, even with all of the energy you’ve spent perfecting your routines, you still manage to keep things fresh. It can get tough at times, but don’t beat yourself up. We love you for you, and all your excitement. If you’re fed up with the daily chores, think about switching from routine to ritual. You don’t have to have your whole day scheduled, but having ritualistic ways to get things done, could be the schedule you’re after.

GEMINI:

If there’s one thing you’re good at, Gemini, it’s fun! You’ve been out and about all summer, and rightly so. One thing we love to see is a Gemini in the sun. And the fun doesn’t end there, it’s just time to bring it indoors (or put on a coat and keep going, we don’t judge). Retrograde brings a tricky energy to our personal relationships, so if there’s anyone you need to cut loose, now’s the time. Pause, reflect and think about who you love spending time with most. TRUST US, it’s for the best.

PISCES:

You’ve been moving like a crazy magician, Pisces, and we love to see it. Your creativity is at an all time high. If you’ve been thinking about learning a new skill, or delving into a new hobby, now’s the time! But wait - don’t speed off to the craft store just yet, remember that good things take time. You might get frustrated, you might want to smush the clay vase that’s giving more phallic than florals. But TRUST. THE. PROCESS. You’ve got this.

CANCER:

If there’s one thing that comes to mind when we think of Cancers, it’s community. You are the masters of bringing people together. Swap picnics in the park for crazy nights at home, and bask in the love that you cultivate. Between all the heart warming joy (honestly, so cute), think about who’s missing? Now’s a perfect time to catch up with friends you’ve not spoken to in a while. Catch up on your summer drama, braid each other's hair, you know, all that mushy stuff.

VIRGO:

VIRGO! It’s YOUR season. Moment of celebration for the Virgos in the room, please. What screams earth sign more than a moment of grounding, reflection and cozy nights of self care. Literally nothing. So with that being said, let’s keep things balanced. We know you love your comfy nights in, but it’s your season! Let your hair down, try something new, have SO much fun. And then you can get back to it. You deserve it.

AQUARIUS:

Will all the Aquarians please stand up. And stand still! You’ve been all over the place this summer, and we’d expect nothing less. With your energetic and eccentric energy, we know winter can be a tough one. You just want to be out! But don’t let the shit weather stop the fun. Make a list of all the people you can be your full crazy self around, and another of all the fun crazy stuff you can get up to! We’re thinking game nights, workshops, dance offs in your kitchen. Let go and let loose!

Written by Tayler Pineda